The stupid questions people ask Google…

(The bold italic writing is what I typed in to the search bar, the rest is the first thing that came up).

  • How could this happen to me? – some very insecure internet users
  • What have I done to deserve this? – clearly the same people
  • What does yolo mean? – could be anybody over the age of 14
  • Where is Chuck Norris? – the result: “Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.”
  • What can I do today? – Ger a life! Get some friends! One of the results: “If you’re stuck in all day with your boyfriend & you’re bored … I guess it’s time for a new boyfriend!”
  • Why do we yawn? – some people with a curious mind such as ours
  • Why is the sky blue? Is there life on Mars? – even more curious people
  • Is Louis Walsh gay? – ah, the enigmatic leprechaun of the talent show world
  • Is it down? – After a second of pondering, I assumed people heard on the grapevine that Google was down and thought “I’ll ask Google”, clearly it wasn’t down!
  • Am I pregnant? – I feel like Google should just pop up with “YES” in huge letters to mess with people.
  • Who are the Kardashians? – Or more importantly, why are they famous?!

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